Wednesday, December 07, 2005
the "get a gf or get laid" manual
dilemmas of girls today, i was wondering why i can't seem to find a decent level headed girl to be in love with. so i evaluated girls of today with retro-specting them with the people i know ...might sound familiar....coz i might just be basing it off you...haha.
the uni girl
she doesn't study quite as much becoz she's discovered the world of clubbing and dating many guys from the various dorm rooms of her hall. all she wants is to club and drink and probably smoke weed.
the independent girl
all she wants, is to travel, go on student exchanges and forward her career by dating / screwing older men, coz she thinks older men might give her a foot hole into the real world.
the teeny boppy
she looks like a sec school student, still takes neo prints and dances along to britney spears. she might even try to psycho you into dressing like a chinese pop star sooner or later...coz jay chow is soooo cool. =P
the party animal
yes..thats exactly her. partying non stop. social butterfly to the maximus. has too many guys barking up her alley and refuses to give any one particular person the time of day coz she's just that popular and busy.
the kana dumped girl
she hates all humans with a penis. she refuses to except the fact that she got dumped on her flat ass and wants to seek revenge on all males that exsist on earth. she's blinded by her hatred from men and can't see the guy that is in love with her.
praise jesus girl
she's too caught up on her religious high horse to understand that life isn't about being pious. but more about trying to believe in a higher power and good morals and loving someone. she thinks that you're the devil coz you club, smoke, drink, cuss to much or wanna have sex.
girls today in general
they've been sheltered all their lives. they dont know what heartship is, so its easy for them to break yours. they've never experienced clubbing, hence they have to be all about the clubs and drinks. they think older men are gonna love them and treat them better, erm the reason why they like you is coz your young, dumb and easy. they wanna see the world, so they move outta the country and find some angmou sticking his big cock up the wrong hole. well nothing else comes to mind. so guys here are some valuable tips to get either a gf or get laid.
- be old
- take them clubbing from mon-sun
- buy them botttles and bottles till they O.D
- buy them plenty of drugs, so they can kill their brain cells to be even more stupid then they are.
- have a car
- be a poser and be dashing, hi ...my name is bond, james bond. preferable with an american or english accent.
- offer to take them travelling
well thats about it...so all the best to the boys, and if youre a girl and reading this ...no offence. just thoughts of emptiness...thats all..
bradass at 12/07/2005 12:45:00 AM